On Products I Can’t Believe Exist…

First off, a shout out to Shelly. Who made me aware of this shocking substance.


You can bask in the awesomeness that is that photograph for awhile. I’m going to go see what the Internet has to say about this… It might be the second coming, afterall.

Well, the internet has failed me. While people fawn over the ideal of this product, it’s a can of lies.

You may return to your regularly scheduled life now.