Well, another week, another D&D Session. Exactly how life should be running. I’m proud to start in on another series of posts that will bring you the adventures of our still nameless party. This time audio-enabled since I totally recorded during the session, and audio is fun! Excuse any fails in audio quality, as this was recorded with a simple laptop built in mic.
Kitsu’s
D&D Quotes
Due to the fact that I don’t have any good ideas for what to post today, and I have these sitting in my game notes from last session, I figured that I would slap these up here and let y’all enjoy them.
First, from the amazing mind of one Wiley “Rasp” A.:
Violence: It’s the bind that ties.
Then, an interchange from the full table.
Kelly: Oh! Those are sleeping bags? **points at the drawings Paul is doing on the battle map. Of graves.**
Paul: Kind of.
Wiley: The permeant kind.
[KotS] Treasure Report (Parts 1-4)
This report complies treasure collected and processed by our Keep at the Shadowfell group. It compiles collected treasure from the following parts of the adventure, which comprise the first gaming session: [1] [2] [3] [4]
SHARES
Marl: 1 bone dragon-skull mask (to wear as a hat & on belt), 1 ram-skull Orcas Pendant
Miri:
Yari: 1 +1 Dwarven Chainmail
Party: 382 gold, 7 silver
New Year’s Day: Keep at the Shadowfell (4/4)
Herein lies the final installment of the writeup of our group’s first adventure. I hope you enjoy the exciting conclusion of our epic adventure, and tune in at the end of next week (our DM demanded his vacation from work off from running games, too) for our next installment of the story!
New Year’s Day: Keep at the Shadowfell (3/4)
We ended up taking a break and sleeping a little bit before resuming our session as if nothing had interrupted us. Sometimes a person needs some sleep, and none of us are as young as we used to be (or so they tell us…) It should be noted that this particular adventure was played on 1 January 2012.
New Years Eve: Keep at the Shadowfell (1/4)
I get y’all wonder what happened to me. Well, There was a bit of a scramble to get ready to have a new years D&D game. I pulled it off, in addition to a huge amount of cooking, just in time. It did mean skipping two days worth of entries, though. In apology, I’m going to start writing up the D&D adventure we just experienced.
So, herein lies the tale of our three intrepid adventurers.
Venomous Fish
Today I learned that there are venomous fish in existence. And I’m not talking poisonous like the pufferfish, I’m talking have venom sacks and can inject you with some deadly toxins venomous. Properly venomous like a snake.
Of these fish the most toxic of them belong to the genus “Synanceia”, commonly called “Stonefish”. They’re honestly ugly as sin, and have spines along the back that are hooked right up to some glands full of a nasty bunch of neurotoxin that can make your leg hurt so bad you want it cut off.
That’s right, this little fish can make you want to hack your foot off with a rusty ax if you step on it. If the victim does not receive treatment in a reasonable amount of time, it can even prove fatal, making this one of the planets most deadly animals. This means that an ugly fish that looks like a stone could kill you. Which would be revenge for all the slights against the fish’s perceived lack of attractiveness, I guess.
Apples to Apples
Since I said this and it’s on par with the sort of thing from other people that I would post in here, something I said in defense of one of my card offerings:
The inside of the sun is made of pure hydrogen peroxide.
In my defense, I was rather tired.
Candlelight Service
I will admit that I don’t remember a ton of the sermon from last night’s Candlelight Service. mainly because I was distracted by Linnea’s adorableness the whole time. Right before the service started my Father-in-law, Norm, came over to where we were all sitting because she was fussing. Matt, Linnea’s father, said the following:
She’s just crying because she found out her Grandpa wears a dress.
Note of the uninitiated, but Lutheran Pastors still wear the fancy flowing vestments.