It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.
I should have picked a lighter sock than wool [in reference to the sock puppet he is wearing because of the game Quelfs]
– Kevin L.
I got the tropical laundry detergent instead of the mountain rain since it isn’t hunting season anymore. [I asked why] If the smell the tropical stuff they’ll know something is up.
A good dungeon always presents choice. Or at least the illusion of choice.
Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.
Let’s make sure our harmless prank doesn’t cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.
Im getting mean. Give me a cookie.